diff --git a/assets b/assets
index 066bc043e..89031afbc 160000
--- a/assets
+++ b/assets
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit 066bc043e087a348453886ef1f7c25e948f79e90
+Subproject commit 89031afbcaaba31e860cc2a595206d57089c8224
diff --git a/project.hxp b/project.hxp
index 0560ebbf7..c9b6b57ab 100644
--- a/project.hxp
+++ b/project.hxp
@@ -210,6 +210,16 @@ class Project extends HXProject
    */
   static final UNLOCK_EVERYTHING:FeatureFlag = "UNLOCK_EVERYTHING";
 
+  /**
+   * `-DCENSOR_EXPLETIVES`
+   * If enabled, specifically disable "sexual explitives" in the game.
+   * This will forcibly censor these words (even if naughtyness is enabled), while leaving other swears.
+   *
+   * NOTE: This is needed because the Android platform specifically hates "fuck" and "cunt",
+   * but is fine with other naughtyness such as "cock", "asshole", implied sex, cigarettes, etc.
+   */
+   static final CENSOR_EXPLETIVES:FeatureFlag = "CENSOR_EXPLETIVES";
+
   /**
    * `-DFEATURE_DEBUG_FUNCTIONS`
    * If this flag is enabled, the game will have all playtester-only debugging functionality enabled.
@@ -401,6 +411,13 @@ class Project extends HXProject
    */
   static final FEATURE_MOBILE_IAR:FeatureFlag = "FEATURE_MOBILE_IAR";
 
+  /**
+   * `-DFEATURE_NAUGHTYNESS`
+   * If this feature flag is enabled, naughtyness will be a toggleable option in the Options Menu.
+   * If disabled, the option will be hidden and the game will always be censored.
+   */
+  static final FEATURE_NAUGHTYNESS:FeatureFlag = "FEATURE_NAUGHTYNESS";
+
   //
   // CONFIGURATION FUNCTIONS
   //
@@ -758,6 +775,12 @@ class Project extends HXProject
     // Should be true only on mobile builds.
     FEATURE_TOUCH_CONTROLS.apply(this, isMobile());
 
+    // Should be true on mobile builds.
+    CENSOR_EXPLETIVES.apply(this, isMobile());
+
+    // Should be true on everything.
+    FEATURE_NAUGHTYNESS.apply(this, true);
+
     // Should be true only on mobile release builds. Remember you can add the flag manually for testing.
     FEATURE_MOBILE_ADVERTISEMENTS.apply(this, (isMobile() && isRelease() && envConfig != null));
     FEATURE_MOBILE_IAP.apply(this, (isMobile() && isRelease() && envConfig != null));
diff --git a/source/funkin/Preferences.hx b/source/funkin/Preferences.hx
index 030ce9810..196e5bd93 100644
--- a/source/funkin/Preferences.hx
+++ b/source/funkin/Preferences.hx
@@ -56,11 +56,19 @@ class Preferences
 
   static function get_naughtyness():Bool
   {
+    #if NO_FEATURE_NAUGHTYNESS
+    return false;
+    #else
     return Save?.instance?.options?.naughtyness;
+    #end
   }
 
   static function set_naughtyness(value:Bool):Bool
   {
+    #if NO_FEATURE_NAUGHTYNESS
+    value = false;
+    #end
+
     var save:Save = Save.instance;
     save.options.naughtyness = value;
     save.flush();
diff --git a/source/funkin/ui/freeplay/FreeplayState.hx b/source/funkin/ui/freeplay/FreeplayState.hx
index d1e498606..404526dbc 100644
--- a/source/funkin/ui/freeplay/FreeplayState.hx
+++ b/source/funkin/ui/freeplay/FreeplayState.hx
@@ -2189,7 +2189,7 @@ class FreeplayState extends MusicBeatSubState
 
     // Set the album graphic and play the animation if relevant.
     var newAlbumId:Null<String> = daSong?.data.getAlbumId(currentDifficulty, currentVariation);
-    if (albumRoll.albumId != newAlbumId && !busy)
+    if (albumRoll.albumId != newAlbumId)
     {
       albumRoll.albumId = newAlbumId;
       albumRoll.skipIntro();
diff --git a/source/funkin/ui/options/PreferencesMenu.hx b/source/funkin/ui/options/PreferencesMenu.hx
index 24d3fd791..5ff0803d2 100644
--- a/source/funkin/ui/options/PreferencesMenu.hx
+++ b/source/funkin/ui/options/PreferencesMenu.hx
@@ -108,9 +108,11 @@ class PreferencesMenu extends Page<OptionsState.OptionsMenuPageName>
    */
   function createPrefItems():Void
   {
+    #if FEATURE_NAUGHTYNESS
     createPrefItemCheckbox('Naughtyness', 'If enabled, raunchy content (such as swearing, etc.) will be displayed.', function(value:Bool):Void {
       Preferences.naughtyness = value;
     }, Preferences.naughtyness);
+    #end
     createPrefItemCheckbox('Downscroll', 'If enabled, this will make the notes move downwards.', function(value:Bool):Void {
       Preferences.downscroll = value;
     }, Preferences.downscroll,
diff --git a/source/funkin/util/Constants.hx b/source/funkin/util/Constants.hx
index 9a998f073..8de4cc983 100644
--- a/source/funkin/util/Constants.hx
+++ b/source/funkin/util/Constants.hx
@@ -559,6 +559,11 @@ class Constants
   public static final GHOST_TAP_DELAY:Float = 3 / 8;
   #end
 
+  /**
+   * Otherwise known as "The FuckCunt Variable"
+   */
+  public static final CENSOR_EXPLETIVES:Bool = #if CENSOR_EXPLETIVES true #else false #end;
+
   /**
    * The maximum number of previous file paths for the Chart Editor to remember.
    */